corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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“w is not a vowel”
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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20th, Wednesday
1 hour ago
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© digivolvin
@fooboo24
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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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morgsnier:

still laughing my ass off

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20th, Wednesday
2 hours ago
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© pleatedjeans
@fooboo24
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20th, Wednesday
2 hours ago
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@jonellefiligno
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jonellefiligno:

KEL JUST GAVE ME HER JERSEY OMG

20th, Wednesday
2 hours ago
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© digg
@sanzusi
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digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
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20th, Wednesday
4 hours ago
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© artvevo
@kristiemewie
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p1ants:

be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth

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